Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
What did the lungs say to the cigar?? ‘You take my breath away…’
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead
You’re so lame you don’t have a superpower! Yah I do! Oh yeah what is it? My diaphragm contracts and moves downwards into my chest cavity and my lungs expand! That’s breathing Jim. NO IT’S NOT ,JACOB, YOU CAN’T PROVE IT!
Lung story short… ahqhahahah
why is the disease lung cancer never hungry, Because its eating on your lungs
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves. The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mother cow replies, “Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head”. The second calf walks up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?”, to which the mom replies “Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head”. The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”