War jokes
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
YouTubers: Among Us in real life.
Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.