Domino jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
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