Domino jokes
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Jenga.
Dodo.
Oh no!
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
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