True Goal of War

  • The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. War ain't about you being a hero. It's about tricking some poor sap on the other side into biting the bullet first. You probably think war is all honorable and stuff, but it's really just a big ol' game of who can get someone else killed first. Now go polish my boots, genius.

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