Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
Q. Why did Hitler shoot himself? A. Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
My Grandpa Killed 30 Air-Force Pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech so Hitler yelled WHO SNEEZED ROW 1 DID ANYONE SNEEZE they said no and Hitler shot everybody same for row 2 & 3 but in row 4 someone nervous said me I'm sorry then Hitler said bless you
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
Steps to win a nerf war Step 1. Take out nerf bullets Step 2. Load hollow points Step 3. Win
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2.
He never talks about it.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
