War jokes
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*