War jokes
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
Memes
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
I declare war on Gwen!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gun. Gun who?