War jokes
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.