War jokes
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!!
Man: We have the power of the sun itself!
President: Drop it on them!
Man: You push the button.
President: *sigh* Fine give it to me.
Man: Hands over button
President: Pushes it
Both: YAAA!
President: Bumps into the button pressing it again
Both: Oh, sh*t!
Meanwhile in Japan after the first bomb went off
Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
Memes
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under the Sea!" (The Little Mermaid)