War jokes
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
What did the little boy say to the fat man? How many Japs did you get?
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."