If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?
That number is how many dicks you suck.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is about a hypothetical body count for a soldier, which is then crassly equated to the number of dicks they suck. It's supposed to be shocking and, frankly, not very creative, kinda like your last attempt at parallel parking. Also, how many times have I told you not to pick your nose?