Quandale Dingle's Prison Break

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).

I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].

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Alright listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins. So, Quandale Dingle, this dude who's famous online, says he got arrested for a bunch of wild stuff, like fighting a cop and declaring war on Italy. Now he's saying he's gonna bust out of the slammer on March 28th and take over the world. It's funny 'cause it's so over-the-top and ridiculous. Like you thinking you'll ever understand quantum physics, LOL.

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what's up guys, it's quandale dingle here I farted in my grandpa's breathing machine and his lungs turned black

what's up guys, it's quandle dingel jere, I farded in my grandpa's brdeathing amchine and his lungs turned black UHRRHEEHEEHH