Lost in Minefield

Where did Joe go after getting lost in a minefield?

Everywhere.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, nimrod. The joke plays on the literal interpretation of "lost in a minefield." When someone detonates mines, they end up scattered "everywhere.". You probably step on mines all the time.

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