War jokes
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
I was going from Germany to Austria, and I accidentally crossed the border illegally. When the police caught me, they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them, "Why?" They said I didn't see the border.
My grandpa killed 100 German soldiers; he was the worst German pilot ever.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
Q: What is Germany's favorite board game?
A: Nahtzee (Yahtzee).
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.