Walk jokes
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
WTF is this?
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.
One was a salted peanut.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.