Walk jokes
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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
WTF is this?
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.