Walk jokes

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”

Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.

As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.

Because we couldn't afford a dog.

A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.

What do you call roller skates you can walk in?

"Wock n' roll."

A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

A burrito walked off a building.

Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?

A: They fall.

(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)

What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?

He became Gatorade.

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"