Walk jokes

I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"

A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.

One was a salted peanut.

Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?

It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!

A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?

B: Why?

A: Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

B: Who's there?

A: Not Sally.

Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?

B: I don't know, why?

A: Because Sally was driving the car.

My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.

You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.

An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."

He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"

He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.

Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?

Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?

Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.

Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.

I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.

"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.

"Bugger off!" he shouted back.

"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.

I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?

You'll Never Walk Alone.

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.

Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.

As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.

Because we couldn't afford a dog.