Walk jokes
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Memes
In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
A burrito walked off a building.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"
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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?