if steven hawking was walking they would have a hawk problem
When some one falls you say to them I remember when I stared to learn to walk
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car 🚘 I love 💕 you’re the night
A apple walked in the clinic The doctor asked what his favorite color was The apple said "red" :)
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO" then ran off I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch Me: Strange...Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Your hairline goes so far back even the proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
me and a girl went on a walk...then she notest me then we went for a run :)
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
you so ugly that if you looked in the mirror you would walk into the light
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"
And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
