Train's Drink

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, dummy! The joke plays on the word "chugging." You see, trains "chug" along the tracks, like a frat boy downing beer in one go. It's funny 'cause trains don't drink ale, and you're probably not smart enough to ride one.

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