A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! The joke plays on the word "chugging." You see, trains "chug" along the tracks, like a frat boy downing beer in one go. It's funny 'cause trains don't drink ale, and you're probably not smart enough to ride one.