MCR Is More Embarrassing Than Porn

Listen up, simpleton. The joke here is comparing two things that are usually seen as embarrassing, listening to the emo band My Chemical Romance (MCR) and watching gay porn, and claiming that MCR is actually *more* embarrassing. It's a ridiculous exaggeration that plays on how cringey some people consider emo music to be. You're probably just confused because you listen to MCR all day and think it's cool, but it's not. Stay based.