My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
