You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
