Walk jokes

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?

Don’t worry, he didn’t either.

Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"

The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.

Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."

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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"

The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."

The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"

Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"

Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.

One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."

"How many men does your wife have?"

A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.

"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."