Walk jokes

A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.

Never mind.

An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.

Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...

Just kidding!

An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"

The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.

Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."

A termite walks into the bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.

What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?

Just walk away.

An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.

Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."

A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"

The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."

The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"