Walk jokes

I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.

Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

What runs but does not walk? It's water.

A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.

I walked in a sushi bar, and the sushi chef looked very o-fish-all!

Two Timetravers walk into a bar...

...the bartender then said, "Sorry, we don't serve Timetravers here."

An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

A guy walks up to me and says, "I wonder if the hookman is real?"

I reply saying, "Yeah, it's Asa Hutchinson, lol."

What's a Mexican's favorite song?

"I Walk the Line."

Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?

Alps clear the mind! Haha.

A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.

The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"

The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.

Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.

Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."