Walk jokes

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.

A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.

"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."

What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.

You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.

I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.