Walk jokes

An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.

What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?

He became Gatorade.

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"

The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."

The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"

A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”

“Pop,” goes the weasel.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.

A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!

Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.