How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
I almost got caught watching porn.My mom got the bill for the account but luckily dad had my back.I mean we do use the same account
It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. -- But he's still making fun of me.
I was sitting next to this really hot Thai girl on the bus and all I could think to myself was, "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection"... But she did.
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
when i sh one day, my mother told me that it cuter her deep, we both found that very amusing
Man looks at his friend and says "if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone? " The friend says im a disgusted tone "No" So the man says "ok let's go camping"
Its all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
Why was the chef embarrassed. He saw the salad dressing.
My friend was pissed of with me. I was sniffing his sisters knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade... turns out I peed the bed.
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one then he/she should stand up. After a minute a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.
Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
