Walk jokes

A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.

Because we couldn't afford a dog.

Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.

A burrito walked off a building.

Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?

A: They fall.

(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)

Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"

What do you call roller skates you can walk in?

"Wock n' roll."

Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the inn keeper three nails and says, "Can ya put me up for the night?"

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I'm walking down the street with a bag of dildos, beryllium, and a butt plug.

A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"

The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."

The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"

Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"

Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.

One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."

"How many men does your wife have?"

Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"

An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.

Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."

A man walks into a bar and orders a cardigan and soke.

My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!