Walk jokes
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
My friend is an emo. I asked why he wears black. He said, "Black like my soul." I just walked away.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
I saw Simba walking slowly.
I told him "Mufasa!"
A burrito walked off a building.
Robert Smith walks into a hospital. The nurse says, "We have the cure!"
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"