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Walk jokes

Mother

    • Knock, knock.

    (Who’s there?)

    Roger.

    (Roger who?)

    Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!

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    • Orphan

    • So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."

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    • Donkey

    • Once upon a time, a donkey was in the jungle. Suddenly, he found a lion costume and then wore it. Then he walked around the forest, and every animal was scared of him. Then he got to the city, and every human was away from him. He was chasing them when he was chasing his owner. He brayed, and then they figured out that this was not a real lion, and then he told everybody about it. Then he berated his donkey.

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    • Dark Humor

    • I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

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    • Pessi

    • MISSING!! MISSING!! 🚨

    Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty"

    Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, St etienne

    Last seen- Alaba’s Pocket

    ⚠️ ⚠️: don’t walk around with pens

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    • Walk memes

    Son

    • Little Johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over. As she does, she is met by the principal. They go into his office and the principal says, "Your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." The mother responds, "He is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? Bring him in here." A boy walks in, and Johnny's mother says, "This isn't my son, bring him in here, I would like a word with him." The principal replies, "Ma'am, this is Clouds." The mother faints.

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    • Stephen Hawking

    • The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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    • Doctor

    • Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."

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    • Family

    • I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.

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    • Giraffe

    • A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

    After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

    “Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

    The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

    Shit

    • A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

    He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

    He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

    He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

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    • Light Bulb

    • Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"

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    • Misunderstanding

    • A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said, "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there," the boy replied.

    The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked, "Do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" The boy replied, "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing," said the pharmacist.

    That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. The girl's father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "You never told me that you were so religious." The boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist."

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