Walk jokes
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
You walk into a room, and there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah, that’s the punchline.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in?
Even a gay prison wouldn't want him.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.