Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smarty pants! You see, skeletons don't have any muscles or ligaments. So when they walk into a "bar" – get it? Not the drinking kind but a metal rod – they just collapse because they can't hold themselves up. It's funny because it plays on the double meaning of "bar" and the physical limitations of being a skeleton. You probably have strong bones but you sure ain't got a strong brain.
Comments (1)
Anonymous
Heh. Hope that was a rib-tickler. That really got my funny bone, and I put a lot of backbone into it.