Simba jokes

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.

So you know "The Lion King."

Do you remember Simba?

Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.

So I told him to Mufasa.

Siu！！

When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.

"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."