Simba jokes

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.

So you know "The Lion King."

Do you remember Simba?

Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.

So I told him to Mufasa.

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."

What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

They're both yellow and can't drive.

Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.

Must be Asian.

Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.