Simba jokes

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.

So you know "The Lion King."

Do you remember Simba?

Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.

So I told him to Mufasa.

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."

What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

They're both yellow and can't drive.

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"

Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."

Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"

Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"

Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."

Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"

Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."

Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"

Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"

Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."

Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"

Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?

They made the toys.

Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.

Must be Asian.