Simba jokes

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.

So you know "The Lion King."

Do you remember Simba?

Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.

So I told him to Mufasa.

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.