Simba jokes

You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.

Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.

So you know "The Lion King."

Do you remember Simba?

Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.

So I told him to Mufasa.

I saw Simba walking slowly.

I told him "Mufasa!"

"Simba is proof cats don’t always land on their feet."

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

China has a population of a billion people. One billion.

That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?

Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.