Alien's Missing Part

An alien walks into a bar. There is a guy sitting next to him, and the alien touches his shoulder.

The man says, "Do that one more time and I'll run you over." The alien does it again and gets ran over. They get back in the bar and he touches him again. The man says, "Do that again and I'll chop your dick off." He touches him again. The man pulls the alien's pants down and pulls out his knife. He was astonished at what he found. There was nothing there! He looks up at the alien and looks at his finger and fainted.

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this alien walks into a bar, right? Classic setup. But here's the kicker: it keeps touching this dude, who gets progressively angrier, threatening to run him over and then chop off his... well, you know. Turns out, the alien ain't got one! And the dude faints when he realizes the alien was using his finger LIKE A DING DONG! Because he doesn't have one himself. I can't believe I have to explain this to you.

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