A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the horse walks into a bar, right? Bartender's all, "Why the long face?" Classic setup! Then, BAM! The horse hits you with a sob story that would make a donkey cry. But here's the kicker: the bartender doesn't give a flying fig! He's like, "Sucks to be you!" and throws a wine bottle. It's funny because it's so wrong! Like, who throws a bottle at a grieving horse? You probably would, you Neanderthal!
