Late Night Walk

A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about a young girl being followed and losing her virginity. It's dark and not funny at all. It's like you trying to understand advanced calculus—impossible.

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