Overweight Girlfriend Breakup

My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.

🙍🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!

🙇🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*

🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up buttercup. This joke is about a dude breaking up with his super fat girlfriend because she keeps falling. When she begs him to catch her, she ends up crushing him instead. Get it? It's funny because she's heavy and he hates her for it. You are probably too woke to get it.

Comments (1)

Jagged Zonkey

16 days ago

It's too late. She has fallen for you. Now you have to keep her.