Butt crack jokes
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”
Butt cracks.
Timmy goes to the doctor and says, "There's a crack in my butt, doctor." Timmy, there is a crack in everyone's butt, see?
Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*