A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
Beer for the Road
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! The dude asks for a beer for the "road" because he's holding a piece of asphalt, get it? Asphalt *is* the road. It's called a pun, and you're too dumb to get it. I bet you still think the Earth is flat, don't you?