Walk jokes

So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.

The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"

Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.

Me and a girl went on a walk...

Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)

"What do you do with your free time?"

"I stalk."

"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."

"I know."

Happy was a cute hippo.

Happy sleeps in the water.

Happy walks on land.

Happy runs on Savannahs.

Happy swims in mud.

Happy takes a bath.

In Ohio, people walk with their hands.

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

Two Chinese men walk into a bar.

"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."

A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"

And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

What do you call a disabled person that can walk?

Enabled.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.

The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home and walk walk home to get a car? I love you, you're the night!

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.

I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...