Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?- Wait, no. Its too CHEESY
Long live the quee—Oh wait....
hitler is a national hero he killed hitler... oh wait
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
I was walking home then I saw a wait sign a man came and took me I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson
My girlfriends last words I can’t wait to become a mom
-a beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide-
a homeless man walks by her and says "what are you doing?"
she says "im going to jump"
the homeless man says "if youre going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
the woman replies "no way creep! never that!"
the homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says
"thats fine, I'll just wait til you're at the bottom"
can u go as a horse for halloween? well if u do i cant wait to ride u
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017 it’s now 2018 and I’m still waiting for him to open it
Ha orphans are soooooo funny I mean they have many family stories oh wait
Q: Gaining wait is gonna peace of cake.
Why do orphans have dry cereal Because they're still waiting on the milk
This isn't a joke my dad went to the shops for some bread 16 years ago he still hasn't returned should I be worried yet? Or should I wait a year
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh.. I thought you saw inside the basement.."
"Wait, wha.."
"What?"
what do you call an orphan family photo
a selfie
but wait what family he never had one
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
what goes in and takes a while to come out?
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest from a zit, one waits until your twelve to come on your face.
Hey can't wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
your hairline is like the universe still waiting to be discovered
