Wait jokes
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
Why are women like parking spots?
Because all of the good ones are always taken first, and you gotta wait until they're available again.
I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... Oh, wait.
me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why did I get a divorce, you ask? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't get me a present and didn't even wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my co-workers didn't wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" That moment, I felt so special. She then asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"
"Okay," I said.
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?
A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills. The cop asks the woman, "Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?" She replies, "Well, there's a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers." The cop asks, "So what did you do about it?" The old lady says, "I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!" "That seems fair enough," the cop says, "so what's in the other sack?" The old lady replies with, "Not everyone pays..."
Why was nine scared of ten?
Because five was a registered twelve offender.
Wait, can I try the joke again?
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
What do you do when you see a sad orphan?
Nothing, let them wait for their parents.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.
The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.
This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.