Wait jokes
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Memes
Wait a damn minute
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.