Wait jokes
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.