Wait jokes
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Hor- wait what the hell is that
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.