Wait jokes
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Hor- wait what the hell is that
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...