Wait Jokes

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,':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay

"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" Said the turkey.

It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom.

maybe we should stoptalking about orphans there parents will get ma...... oh wait

Knock Knock, Who's there? Water. Water who? Water you waiting for just let me in!

what did the orphan say to its parents? hey mom and dad oh wait ur not my parents i dont have nun will u adopt me pls they people:no

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I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand comedy, oh wait.....

Luisa: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is

Captain of the titanic: wait what did you say

3 minutes later

Why didn't I listen to the strong one

*at school* nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0

What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents? They cry... They scream.. with joy "Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents" Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didnt live to tell the tail...

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind please continue

In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!