Wait jokes
Did you hear about the unborn fetus? Oh wait, never mind, it must have been aborted from the sight.
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Memes
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.