My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
It's sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner, and then you realize you are the mom.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
