Christmas Present jokes

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.

Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.

Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.

What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!

What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!

What did the cancer doctor say?

You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!