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Why didn't the boy like his christmas presents, hint: they were a soccer, bicycle, and running shoes?
Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What did the cancer doctor say You just got a new Christmas present
Cancer