Christmas Present

Christmas Present Jokes

Son

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

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  • Son

    I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.

    Present

    Why didn't the boy like his Christmas presents? Hint: They were a soccer ball, bicycle, and running shoes.

    Christmas

    What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

    What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!

    What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!

    What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!

    Cancer

    What did the cancer doctor say?

    You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!