Why was Stephen Hawking disappointed when he got his Christmas present? It was singing lessons.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his christmas present ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. the ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
Why didn't the boy like his christmas presents, hint: they were a soccer, bicycle, and running shoes?
What did the cancer doctor say You just got a new Christmas present
Cancer
