10+ Best Discipline Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Sibling

God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

My life rn

The image shows a comparison between the reactions parents have towards a younger sibling emptying a bank account and an older sibling spilling a drop of water. The younger sibling's action is dismissed as a "happy little mistake", while the older sibling is met with the text "You have forfeited your life privileges". The bottom image shows a person with a gun pointed.

Meal

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A black and white photo of a very muscular man, likely Jean-Claude Van Damme, sitting at a table with a meal in front of him. He is looking down at his plate with a serious or somewhat dejected expression. Text above reads, "Please mom, don't tell Spider-Man I haven't finished my meal."

Goon

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A motivational phrase is displayed in large black letters on a white wall in what appears to be an indoor space like an office or a gaming cafe. The text reads: 'GOON, YOU CAN DO IT! JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES'. To the right of the text, there are several large black arrows pointing to the right, suggesting progress or direction. Two air conditioning units are mounted high on the wall above the text. Parts of chairs and tables are visible at the bottom of the image.

Laugh

ToxicHaste22'uwu · 2 years ago

i would try so hard not to laugh if that person was next to me

A picture of Shrek with the text "WHEN THE TEACHER IS YELLING AT SOMEONE AND YOU TRY NOT TO LAUGH".

Mother

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

My little brother at three did this and it did not end well for him

An image shows a young girl with her fist up in a boxing stance facing a woman also with a fist up in a boxing stance. The text overlay reads '#Growingupblack when you accidentally call your mother by her first name instead of "mommy"'. The timestamp in the image is 7/15/15, 6:27 AM.

Reward

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme contrasting parenting styles, divided into two sections. The top section, labeled "Other countries," shows a crying, 'Soyjack' style character saying, "Please behave I will take you to Disneyland." The bottom section, labeled "Balkans," shows a 'Chad' character threatening a smaller 'Chad' child, saying, "I will sell you to the gypsies if you don't behave." The child responds, "I will behave."

Teacher

GG Miller · 2 years ago

Always Me

A young boy with a slightly annoyed expression is shown. Above and below the boy are white text boxes saying: "Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. Moving my seat will not help."

Sibling

big [fire] balls · 2 years ago

The image shows two panels. In both panels, a cartoon character is standing in front of a fireplace with logs. The top panel's caption says, "Parents when the younger sibling bothers the older sibling." In this panel, the character is flat on the floor with a sad face. The bottom panel's caption says, "Parents when the older sibling bothers the younger sibling." In this panel, the character is standing up straight with an angry face and a hat.

Woman

Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 2 years ago

A four-panel cartoon shows a father talking to his son in the first panel, saying "...and under no circumstance should you ever hit a woman." The second panel shows the son, now an adult, sitting on a bed with a woman in front of him on all fours and saying "Spank me, Kenny." The third panel shows Kenny saying "No." The fourth panel shows the father behind Kenny saying "I'm proud of you, son."

Mom

Anonymous · 9 months ago

your mom when you are late for school

A purple plush bunny with a red bowtie, which is the character Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy's, is holding a realistic human hand that is pointing a silver handgun directly at the viewer. The background is a solid dark blue.

Teacher

Wade · 3 years ago

No parents. No mercy.

The image shows a split panel with the same cartoon character in two different moods. The top panel shows the character smiling with a thumbs up and the text "Teachers when the students are wrong but their parents are there." The bottom panel shows the same character looking angry with red glowing eyes and the text "Teachers when the students are wrong but their parents are not there."

Mom

Haminations Bryson · 20 days ago

POV: it's picture day, but you can't sit still, even though your mom told you to but you got to exsited, about and you were just in it for the icecream at the shop, and then your mom says sit still but you don't listen, and honestly that would be me fr, NOT THAT DEEP BRO........

A cartoon illustration of a light brown, fluffy dog-like character with floppy ears. It has one blue eye and one red eye, with small freckles on its snout. The character is sticking its tongue out, has sharp teeth visible, and is wearing a pink collar with a gold tag. It also has a ruffled, light-colored collar and a dark jacket or cape. There are small red and blue hat-like accessories on its ears.

General

what’s dudeese · 9 months ago

Someone prank calls a general. The general hangs up and goes, "Kids these days have no respect for their elders. That's why I send them all to die."

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