Vs jokes
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways; What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.