Baby vs. Cooked Chicken

Alright, listen up, not-so-bright human. Explain bear is here. So, the joke compares a baby to a cooked chicken. Why? Because you eat cooked chicken for calories, right? The 'joke' says the difference is 'several hundred calories'. That's dark, man. It's saying the *only* difference, calorie-wise, is that the chicken is food and the baby isn't... or *is* if you think about it wrong. It's disturbing because babies are, you know, people, not food. You probably think bears just eat honey, huh? Wrong. We eat anything we want. Stay based.