Zit jokes

What’s the difference between a zit and a catholic priest?

A zit waits till you’re 13 to come on your face

I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?

A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.

How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?

One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.

What is red and looks like a zebra?

My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU

After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.

I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

Russia.