Teenage girl jokes
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."
"What is it?" she asked.
"After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.
"Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.
"For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.
"And your final wish?" the genie asked.
"I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
