Teenage girl jokes
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
This is so true
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."
"What is it?" she asked.
"After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.
"Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.
"For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.
"And your final wish?" the genie asked.
"I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
Community talk
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Well, guys, its obvious that teenage girls are the most unintelligent thing in the universe, we were in a class and we were asking our partners what was their favorite color, and guess what she said?