Teenage girl jokes
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."
"What is it?" she asked.
"After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.
"Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.
"For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.
"And your final wish?" the genie asked.
"I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
This is so true
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
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Well, guys, its obvious that teenage girls are the most unintelligent thing in the universe, we were in a class and we were asking our partners what was their favorite color, and guess what she said?