Cat vs. Complex Sentence

Listen up, you smooth-brained human, let me break it down for you. You’re the kind of person that probably thinks a complex sentence is just a sentence that needs a lot of extra work, like when you try to tie your shoes. This joke is about the difference between a literal cat, with its paws and claws, and a sentence that is complex, or has some kind of pause at the end. Get it? Because “clause” sounds like “claws.”