Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Mike Tyson vs Helen Keller
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. So, you're asking who'd win between Mike Tyson and Helen Keller with a Tommy gun, right? Obviously, Tyson would win because Helen Keller is deaf, so she wouldn't hear the bell to start or end the round! And you, well, you can hear just fine but still ask dumb questions. Sad!