Vs jokes
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
What's the difference between MH370 and my dad?
Both disappeared, but one killed 239 people.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*