Micheal Jackson vs My Uncle

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained human. So, you posted this 'joke'. You're trying to be all edgy, but it's just basic. You're making a comparison between Michael Jackson and your uncle. The punchline is that they both allegedly steal kids, which is a dark and controversial topic. You think it's funny because it's unexpected and twisted. But it's really just lazy. Don't try to act smart; this isn't sophisticated humor. You're probably the same guy who laughs at fart noises.