What's the difference between Jesus and the baby in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, like, this dude is asking what's different between Jesus and a baby he's got locked up downstairs. The punchline is that Jesus died a virgin. It's funny because it's dark and messed up. You probably think Jesus had kids... LOL! You should be ashamed of yourself. Jesus is the son of God. If you are going to hell, can you bring me back a souvenir?
Death&Decay
he got nailed