The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the fact that some people are ignorant. It suggests that you can tell a Hindu from a Muslim by asking if they are "7-Eleven" or "9/11." 7-Eleven is an American convenience store chain, and 9/11 refers to the September 11 attacks, which involved Muslim terrorists. Get it? You probably don't.