Vs jokes
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?
If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.
What is the difference between a tree and a school?
A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
Someone walks up to his dad and says, "Dad, what’s the difference between potentiality and reality?" Soo ok, the dad says to the son, "Go ask your mother, sister, and your brother if they’d sleep with the postman for $1,000,000." So the son comes back 5 minutes later and said, "Dad, they all said they would sleep with the postman." So, son, potentially, we have a million dollars, but in reality, we have two sluts and a gay one."
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?
A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.