Eleven jokes
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.