Eleven jokes
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.