Eleven jokes

What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.

A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."

My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.

Why do people always talk about nine eleven???

My dad died that day.

He was a good pilot.

Why did 10 have trauma?

Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Why did 7 kill 11?

Because now 7 was even.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

You are like Papa.

Friends don't lie.

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.

7-Eleven

8-Eleven

9/11

Why does five plus five equal eleven?

Because it's actually six.

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.