Eleven

Eleven Jokes

A white dude walks up to a muslim and says "so you're an indian?" and the muslim says "no brotha, i'm not 7 eleven i'm 9/11"

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A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date and she asks him "so are you Indian?" and the Muslim goes "no bitch, i ain't 7 eleven i'm 9/11"

There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.