Eleven jokes
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why is ten afraid? Because he’s in between nine and eleven.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet... What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.