What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
Why do people always talk about nine eleven???
My dad died that day.
He was a good pilot.
Why did 10 have trauma? Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
i dont like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9 but why was 10 scared?beauce it was in the middle of 9 11
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.
if 6 is scared of because 7 8 9 why is ten scared because it is in the middle of 9 11
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
7 eleven 8 eleven 9/11
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
