Why can't the USA and England play chess?"
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping ?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
America
What's the main similarity between an elementary school math class and the USA? The class divides.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
Why does USA suck at clash royal? They already lost two towers.
Which country is next to USA? USB
Roses are red violet are blue jets versus towers, USA lost two
What is Instagram called in USA? Instaounce.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Iran: we can beat the USA
Japan is typing...
Somebody told me to go to hell so I walked up to Donald Trump.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia
RUSSIA US A
yo, if russia comes to the USA just know their reboot cards dont expire
Iran: we can beat the USA
Japan: YOU DO REALIZE WE BEAT HIM IN BATTLE SHIP AND HE DROPPED THE SUN ON US
Iran: So?
Japan: TWICE
