Drunk vs. Stoner at a Stop Sign

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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Listen, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? Here's the deal: a drunk person might not even see the stop sign or care and just drive through. A stoner, well, they're gonna overthink everything and wait for the light to change even though it's not a traffic light. Get it?

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