Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Listen, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? Here's the deal: a drunk person might not even see the stop sign or care and just drive through. A stoner, well, they're gonna overthink everything and wait for the light to change even though it's not a traffic light. Get it?