The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
Vision Jokes
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Make him read a book.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
I can see my future in your forehead.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."