You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
I went up to the blind kid and said, "Can you get that for me?" and he said, "I can't, I'm blind." And so I said, "I see."
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
I can see my future in your forehead.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a deer with good eyes? good ideas
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Who is the blindest person in the world?
My friend said he saw a blind man. I said, "Did he LOOK nice?"
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
