What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
Alfie's Mum
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about how ugly Alfie's mom is. So ugly that looking at her makes you go blind, just like a person who can't see. Get it? It's funny because it's mean, and because you probably have the same taste in women as my cousin Vinny.