When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
If I were in a staring contest with you, I would be looking at a rainbow.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
I see 6 letters in "the past."
I have 2020 vision.
I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.
Doctor: You need new glasses.
Patient: How'd you know? I haven't even told you what is wrong with me yet.
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
My friend is blind.
So he always says he cannot Nazi.
Why can’t blind people read this? They can’t see
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
Why can’t Asians play baseball? Because they can’t see that ball
