Extremely Short Person

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  • Why did I trip over your foot?

    Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy! The joke is that the person is so short that the speaker couldn't see them and tripped. It's like, you're so unobservant, you wouldn't notice a bear stealing your pic-a-nic basket, even if it was right in front of you!

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