Wanda Jokes

Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.

They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!

The image shows a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Wanda, I wish I had spider-man powers." The second panel shows Wanda, a fairy character with pink hair, looking distressed and saying, "Noooooo, Timmy, that's dangerous, you could put at risks all of humanity." In the third panel, the same male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Cosmo, I wish to change the mass of the proton." The fourth panel shows Cosmo, a fairy character with green hair, smiling and saying, "LOL, Great idea, Timmy, let's see what happens."

Timmy Turner- I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger

Wanda- Ok Timmy

Timmy- Cosmo bring her to me

Cosmo- here you go Timmy

*Timmy eats Miss Kadie

What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision!!!!! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision!!!!!!! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios new series: WandaVision!!!!!!

Wanda Jokes

Vision

Wish

Vegan teacher

Husband